So you're pining away for ERV, hoping either that her site will be restored or that she'll bring her new site up quickly. Don't sit there weeping and wailing, she'll be back online soon enough. Cheer up and laugh! Here are a few links to help you out.

• Science and reality television.

• A lunar scientist explains everything.

• Conservapædia discusses "professor values" (this one is not intentionally humorous, but it still gets the job done.)

You feel better already.